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Nataris
Coal Puncher
Posts : 31
Join date : 2011-03-28
 | | Subject: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:13 pm | |
| Recently contacted (oddly enough by email) by the angry gorilla leader. Dear friends, this is not for the weak of heart..
Puny humans stand no chance against Gorilla Brigade. I leader Boe-Boe! Hail before my shadow! We kidnap your leader, puny Dirnol and no give back unless ransom met!
We eat Dirnol unless you give 10 Billion US dollars and transfer to bannana. We eat bannana, we no eat puny Dirnol!
Dirnol, too much fiber, bad for monkey tummy. Bannana taste like monkey heaven... Mmmmmmmm bannana...
Give ransom or Dirnol die!!
What are we gonna do!!?!?!?! | |
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Lizard4231
Newbie
Posts : 7
Join date : 2011-04-17
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:07 pm | |
| NNNOOOO!!!! NOT THE GORRILLAS!!! NOT AGAIN!!! *sobs* you know, I served in the war of the silverbacks... I've seen things... no man should ever see *shudders* We must get Dirnol back! prepare the feces cannons! send them bananagrams filled with anthrax! anything! THIS IS THECAPTIVEHANDSERVER!!!!!! | |
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bhoo
Moderator
Posts : 88
Join date : 2011-02-22
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:30 pm | |
| - Nataris wrote:
- Recently contacted (oddly enough by email) by the angry gorilla leader. Dear friends, this is not for the weak of heart..
Puny humans stand no chance against Gorilla Brigade. I leader Boe-Boe! Hail before my shadow! We kidnap your leader, puny Dirnol and no give back unless ransom met!
We eat Dirnol unless you give 10 Billion US dollars and transfer to bannana. We eat bannana, we no eat puny Dirnol!
Dirnol, too much fiber, bad for monkey tummy. Bannana taste like monkey heaven... Mmmmmmmm bannana...
Give ransom or Dirnol die!!
What are we gonna do!!?!?!?! let them eat him... then they got food for the rest of there lives=) | |
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mucle6
Dirt Puncher
Posts : 19
Join date : 2011-03-30
Age : 28
Location : Richmond Va
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:25 pm | |
| I say we wait until dirnol fixes the server then we let them eat him >  | |
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Dodawo
Champ
Posts : 108
Join date : 2011-03-14
Age : 28
Location : Texas,US
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:28 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:42 pm | |
| Feelin the love from you guys  |
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bhoo
Moderator
Posts : 88
Join date : 2011-02-22
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:51 pm | |
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- Feelin the love from you guys
not really. mine is pure hate. XD | |
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Nataris
Coal Puncher
Posts : 31
Join date : 2011-03-28
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Stone Puncher
Posts : 24
Join date : 2011-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:09 pm | |
| lol XD dirnol should just teleport since he is a admin | |
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mucle6
Dirt Puncher
Posts : 19
Join date : 2011-03-30
Age : 28
Location : Richmond Va
| | Subject: Re: Randsom Letter- Gorilla Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:34 am | |
| Nataris im just making the best of the situation , i mean unless you wana come up with the money, plus by throwing him under a bus he will be safe from the monkeys | |
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